>_yNa pauLeen_

> if u think der is gud in evry1, u hvnt met evry1

> hardwork has future payoff. laziness pays NOW

> always remember ur unique, just lyk evry1 else

> nvr let a man’s mind wander…its 2 little 2 b out on its own

> god made man and rested. god made woman n den no one rested

> d probability of sum1 watching u is proportional 2 d stupidity of ur actions

> virginity is like a balloon, 1 prick and its gone 4ever

* born free, taxed to death

* if its 2 loud, ur 2 old

* common sense isn’t common

* if it ain’t broke, fix it til it is

* d older i get, d older old is

* "criminal lawyer" is redundancy

* exceptions always outnumber rules

* beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

* no guts, no glory.  no brain, same story

* a waist is a terrible thing to mind